Uno the Cat — Cute Face. Criminal Intent.™ Heavyweight Tee

Cute face. Criminal intent. 😼

You've seen the face.

You know the look.

You should probably hide the snacks.

The Uno the Cat — Cute Face. Criminal Intent.™ Heavyweight Tee is for anyone who understands that the most suspicious creatures often have the most adorable faces.

Featuring original Uno artwork on a heavyweight garment-dyed tee, it's got the relaxed fit and substantial feel you'd expect from a shirt that takes its criminal activities very seriously.

🕵️ THE CASE FILE

SUBJECT: Uno
KNOWN FOR: Looking innocent
ACTUAL ACTIVITY: Under investigation
PRIMARY OFFENSE: Excessive cuteness
SECONDARY OFFENSE: Property damage
MOTIVE: Probably snacks
ALIBI: “I was sleeping.”
VERDICT: Cute. Suspicious. Repeat offender.

🐾 THE TEE

• 😼 Original Uno the Cat artwork
• 👕 100% ring-spun cotton
• 🧱 Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric
• 🎨 Garment-dyed for a lived-in look
• 😎 Relaxed unisex fit
• 🧵 Durable double-needle stitching
• 💪 Twill-taped neck and shoulders
• 👔 Double-needle collar, sleeves, and bottom hem
• 📐 Available in S–4XL
• 🐾 Made for humans who have questionable associations with cats

Perfect for: coffee runs, couch surveillance, avoiding responsibility, judging strangers, committing minor fashion crimes, and making sure everyone knows exactly where you stand on feline criminal activity.

Uno the Cat.
Cute Face. Criminal Intent.™
Dress accordingly.