Uno the Cat — I Have No Regrets. Heavyweight Tee

Cute face. Criminal intent. 😼

You've seen the face.

You know the look.

You should probably hide the snacks.

The Uno the Cat — I Have No Regrets. Heavyweight Tee is for anyone who understands that the most suspicious creatures often have the most adorable faces.

Featuring original Uno artwork on a heavyweight garment-dyed tee, it's got the relaxed fit and substantial feel you'd expect from a shirt that takes its criminal activities very seriously.

🕵️ THE CASE FILE

SUBJECT: Uno
KNOWN FOR: Looking innocent
ACTUAL ACTIVITY: Under investigation
PRIMARY OFFENSE: Excessive cuteness
SECONDARY OFFENSE: Property damage
MOTIVE: Probably snacks
ALIBI: “I was sleeping.”
VERDICT: Cute. Suspicious. Repeat offender.

🐾 THE TEE

• 😼 Original Uno the Cat artwork
• 👕 100% ring-spun cotton
• 🧱 Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric
• 🎨 Garment-dyed for a lived-in look
• 😎 Relaxed unisex fit
• 🧵 Durable double-needle stitching
• 💪 Twill-taped neck and shoulders
• 👔 Double-needle collar, sleeves, and bottom hem
• 📐 Available in S–4XL
• 🐾 Made for humans who have questionable associations with cats

Perfect for: coffee runs, couch surveillance, avoiding responsibility, judging strangers, committing minor fashion crimes, and making sure everyone knows exactly where you stand on feline criminal activity.

Uno the Cat.
I Have No Regrets.
Cute Face. Criminal Intent.™
Dress accordingly.